I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im holly from the hills drunk
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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