this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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