Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I think weed is turning my hair brown
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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