Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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