never play flip cup with pint glasses
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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