covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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