i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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