bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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