Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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