I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
