is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I am one with the molecules
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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