butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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