so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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