Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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