i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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