im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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