Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Randomize
