I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Never joke about your clitoris.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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