OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
she woke up with a sticky ear
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Enjoy the penises
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
