I've blown a few things in my day
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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