we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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