i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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