The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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