my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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