We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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