I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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