sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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