The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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