btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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