when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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