In the future we'll all be gay
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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