yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
They have beer where we have blood.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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