do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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