Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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