I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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