I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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