whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
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I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Drunk is not a location!
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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