She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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