Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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