so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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