The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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