you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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