Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I have so many feelings about this burrito
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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