im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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