I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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