You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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