community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
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