i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
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