I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
