It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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