My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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