Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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