Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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