you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
do nipples grow back?
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