it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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