I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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